Tuesday, January 16, 2007

the after life.

Sometimes when I get really excited about something, or bummed about something I missed out on that would've been awesome, I think about how kick ass heaven is going to be.

For example, today I was thinking about eating at the Legion Club after church, and how I won't ever get to do that again. Then I decided heaven will have a giant coat room to play in, full of the big, soft, tan and navy coats of American veterans and their wives. Heaven will also have tiny boxed cereals. And mini quiche. And bacon.

I also decided that heaven will be like a Beastie Boys concert where the beer costs a quarter. I know what you must be thinking. "If it's heaven, why isn't the beer free and why doesn't it just materialize in your hand when you want one?" Because. Think of all the cool people you'll meet in line!

Heaven will also have a trampoline room, a zip line into a swimming pool, and spontaneous real time, real life freeze frames.

3 Comments:

At 6:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

:-) MAW

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger r-fresh said...

I think you nailed the description...

Also 25 cent beers is way better than free beer because you can be like, "Man, is beer always this cheap here? Awesome." Having it be free, like tap water or something, doesn't give it that zing of, "man I am totally coming back here." Free is like, too fakey and not enough like the best stuff that happens, or could happen in real life. Heaven is totally the definition of the best case scenario of all the funnest singular moments from real life.

 
At 9:27 PM, Blogger kdub said...

You know just how to explain a heaven I want to be a part of. If beer was free we wouldn't appreciate it as much as we would by paying 25 cents for it...ya know?

 

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