Wednesday, October 25, 2006

this is the shit i think about while I'm working...

What do you think the wrap parties are like for Lifetime Original Movies?

Do you think everyone gets wasted and makes out with each other?

Or that they at least do some yager bombs and throw out high fives?

Or do you think they all just go out to the Olive Garden and order the unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks combo?

We'll have to ask Judith Light one of these days...


At 4:45 AM, Blogger r-fresh said...

You know what I think about.

What would a "Rap Party" look like ON a Lifetime Movie?

I bet there would be two white women, walking into the "rap" party. They would be "not quite ready" for all the fanfare. Then a young brotha would approach. His lines would be delivered in early nineties ebonics (later this same actor would feel like a horrible sell out) and the girls would both look at each other in confused delight. One would exclaim, "Sure, I'll BUST A MOVE." Then the RAP PARTY would be full on. Salt 'n Pepa might make a cameo, not as themselves, but as Hip Hop Girls number 1, 2, and 3.

Later one of the main characters would get a roofie dropped in her drink and this is where the beginning of the message of the lifetime original movie would begin.

Don't go to RAP PARTIES.
They don't exist. That's why.

At 8:09 AM, Anonymous MegaFunk said...

Maybe you could call "Delila" and talk about your thoughts........

At 3:01 PM, Blogger Matt said...

they sit there and go through boxes of kleenx's and cry aout how this was a great experience and they are sad that it is ending.


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